MONDAY HUMOR

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.  

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me.  She was talking to my surgeon!"